Happiness Is Your Choice
isawatree:

Seyandela by oprust

spiderwater:

Pizza Planet Truck

airballfreethrow:

5 Pitt
vs
1 Virginia

Pitt is playing really well in the tournament, but almost choked away the game against UNC once Carolina turned up the defensive pressure. In their only meeting this year, Virginia squeaked out a 48-45 victory. Not too sure why, really, but I like Pitt in this one.

airballfreethrow:

NC State takes on Syracuse in a rematch of their epic game earlier this year:

The teams battle to a 7-7 tie initially:

Then State didn’t score for 4 minutes:

Vandenberg is actually an offensive force in the first half??

State goes into halftime up 28-25:

The teams battle…

airballfreethrow:

9 Florida State
vs
1 Virginia

Virginia lost only their second game in the ACC last week, losing to Maryland, who is awful, in overtime. FSU lost to UVA twice already this year, both times by 12 points. It’s about time for Virginia to fade away. I’ll take the Cavaliers by 6.

Florida State be…

airballfreethrow:

State opens their ACC Tournament run against Miami:

Game opens with State making a 10-2 run:

Miami responds to make it 13-12:

TJ Warren uncharacteristically struggling a bit:

State goes into halftime up 26-21:

State pushes out to an 8-point lead to start the second half:

#tbt to the snow #jeep

#tbt to the snow #jeep

lentiposi:

toodeepforyou:

tits-mcgeeeee:

rayladelasoul:

I can kinda hear the blast in my head when they collide.

Sound doesn’t travel in space. You wouldn’t hear a thing.

then how the fuck do you explain all the sounds in star wars checkmate motherfucker

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lentiposi:

toodeepforyou:

tits-mcgeeeee:

rayladelasoul:

I can kinda hear the blast in my head when they collide.

Sound doesn’t travel in space. You wouldn’t hear a thing.

then how the fuck do you explain all the sounds in star wars checkmate motherfucker

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fuckyeahhiking:

Sharp Top at sunrise.  Peaks of Otter, Virginia. hikerchad
One of my favorite places.

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fuckyeahhiking:

Sharp Top at sunrise.  Peaks of Otter, Virginia. hikerchad

One of my favorite places.

jayhag10 ashlynjackson2252 whatcha know bout it?
killingwithmycamera:

blackbanshee:

Seven week old puppies playing with mommy.

mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! 

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

apiratenhisprincess:

4ngelo:

theodorepython:

miami-tea:

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST

To pay my respects, Ill be sure to place a flour on his grave.

memewhore:

notes-quads-pages:

conservativejetz:

ryliceracc:

third-round-charm:

marcoslefthalf:

you dont have to agree with his policies but you have to admit hes the coolest president weve had ever



1.) Teddy Roosevelt was the youngest president in our nation’s history.
2.) He’s the only person to ever have won the Medal of Honor, AND the Nobel Peace Prize.
3.) One time, three men stole his boat. He tracked them down through the Dakota Badlands, found them, beat the shit out of them, and took all three of them prisoner until the police arrived two days later.
4.) As commissioner of the NYPD, he hired it’s first female to the force, and went undercover to catch corrupt officers. Once, caught one taking a bribe, so he beat him up and threw him in a dumpster before firing him.
5.) He discovered and mapped a new river in the Amazon rainforest.
6.) Before a campaign speech, he was shot in the chest by a would-be assassin. He was hit in the chest, and the bullet lodged in his chest wall. he refused medical attention and gave his speech anyway, which he started by saying, “It takes more than that to kill a Bull Moose.”
7.) As President, he would regularly let young soldiers and marines come to the white house to fight him. He also brought in professional boxers to work him out. During one fight with a soldier, he was hit so hard it caused hemorrhaging and a detached retina, leaving him permanently blind in his left eye. Even though his doctor ordered him to quit after that, he didn’t.
8.) He was the first president to fly in an airplane. He took a four minute flight in a plane build by the Wright brothers.
9.) He went skinny dipping in the middle of the Potomac River with the French ambassador.
10.) While hunting in Mississippi, he decided that killing a young, trapped bear was an act fo a coward, and let it go free. A New York toymaker heard the story, created a child’s stuffed toy bear as the “Teddy Bear”.

But Obama read lines for a comedy sketch? Please. He’ll never be as cool as Teddy Roosevelt.

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Thank you!

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